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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.

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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.

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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."

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(214): View more from Texas

I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.

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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.

(270): View more from Kentucky

We need to get on her level.

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