Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
she pinky promised me she was 18
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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