Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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