On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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