It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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