he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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