i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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