I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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