Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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