So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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