found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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