Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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