This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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