yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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