Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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