im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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