it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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