weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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