We named our party play list daddy issues
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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