16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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