If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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