Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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