Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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