I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
