Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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