broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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