Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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