i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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