Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Small penises have feelings too.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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