i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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