I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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