If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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