Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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