No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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