oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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