THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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