Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
