Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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