did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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