I'm jealous of your bromance
I feel great
I just peed on a car
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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