"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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