I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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