Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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