what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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