So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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