Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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