why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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