It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize