would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I need moral support for this bender
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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