Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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