Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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