I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I died a long time ago.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
The ass gains better be worth it
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