am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It's never too late to be topless.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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