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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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