i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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