i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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