that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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